What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you call a sleeping bull?