What's a tornado's favorite game?
Twister.
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?