What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What kind of store would a dog own?