What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
An alpha-bat.
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you call a tired tree?