What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Fowl weather!
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?