What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Hoppy birthday!
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?