What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spell-ing!
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What bird helps you stay dry?