What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Roller coasters.
Why do kids love theater classes?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why are frogs always happy?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why was the artichoke so generous?