What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
You're from good cardstock.
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?