What type of cake never comes with frosting?
A crab cake.
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?