Which state is the cleanest?
Washing-ton.
Where does breakfast live?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What makes music in your hair?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?