Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
They wolf down their food.
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?