Why do trees hate going to school?
Because they're easily stumped.
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's the richest basketball team?
How do fall and winter say hello?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?