What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
A dollar collar.
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why are bakers also often hippies?