Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Because every fall, they let loose.
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What's a henway?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What is a parrot's favorite game?