Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
It was sick of being kicked around!
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What food is a man's best friend?
What bird is always sad?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?