Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
He took a day off.
What car can't keep a secret?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?