How did the toad die?
He croaked.
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?