Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Because it's traveling light.
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why can't you trust a pig?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
How did the mermaid call her friends?