What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
A road hog.
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
How did the pirate call his mother?