What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
An alley cat!
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
How does the sun listen to music?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?