What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
So-fish-ticated.
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
How did groundhogs get their name?