What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Where do birds go to drink?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?