What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Carrot cake.
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What are you studying in math?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What snacks always have the best tan?