How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?