What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Puppy chow.
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Bears love exotic cars.
How do vampires get around on Halloween?