What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
A gas guzzler.
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What was the first animal in space?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?