What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you call a small mom?