Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Their mom always called it a blessing!
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you call a short cow?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?