What do they call pastors in Germany?
German Shepherds.
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do nosey peppers do?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
I'm not a bad putter.
What's a dad's favorite dessert?