What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Boxing.
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
I like telling Dad jokes.