What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?