What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse.
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why was the cat so small?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What is the most attractive fruit?