What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Picture books!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
How did groundhogs get their name?
How do you get straight A's?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call a dog that meditates?