How did groundhogs get their name?
Because they can't fly!
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?