Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had an eye-saur.
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
How did the vampire start his letter?