Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had an eye-saur.
What time of day was Adam created?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?