What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
They're put on house arrest.
How do you arrest a pig?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?