What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
A teapup!
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What makes music in your hair?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
How do fall and winter say hello?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?