What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Pears.
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
How long do chickens work?