Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
He was trying to play by ear.
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?