What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What country has the most fish?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?