Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why was the musician arrested?