What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
They both have collar I.D.
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
How does the moon cut her hair?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?