What did the shower say to the toilet?
You look a bit flushed.
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What bird is always sad?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why are the mountains so tired?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?