Why were the atoms always hungry?
Their food is microscopic!
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What bee is good for your health?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?