What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Palm-eranians.
Why are frogs always happy?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?