What's black and white and goes around and around?
A penguin in a revolving door.
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What's the holiest insect?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Which insect is the smartest?
How do trees get access to the internet?