Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs.
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?