What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?