What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
A blueberry shake.
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What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
How does a barber get to work?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?